Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for February 20, 2024

Mitty has a lot of wishes.

#withextratuna

How many of those little masks would Drunk Patty need in order to join the raccoon party?

it’s funny, at first I was thinking masks that cover mouth & nose like for covid, then I realized these are eye masks like raccoons . . or Robin or the Comedian

Mitty, my boy, I think you are spoiled rotten.

He does go out in his fancy stroller. You could take him to the pizza party. Not sure how that would go over with the raccoons, however.

He’s always going to the junk shop or on dates with Fiona. Or are those just his dreams?

#catnipinsteadoforegano

Ah, but can you do the the food washing? Otherwise, a mask will not help.

#PawsWetRaccoons

How about a mask made of pizza, Mitty?

Those raccoons!

The raccoons are finding pizza in the trash?

Who on earth throws out pizza? How could this happen? Today’s leftovers are tomorrow’s lunch (or today’s late-night snack).