Herman by Jim Unger for February 29, 2024

This is a no fat pizza, so it leans.

Looks like a pisa….

That’s a tower, not a Pisa.

[later, at the hospital] “I swear, doc. I didn’t see it when I sat in that chair.”

A subtle hint that “tipping” is encouraged.

“You are well-known for not tipping, so we named this variety on you.

He has a lisp

where’s the sauce and melted cheese?

Go to the listing on Wikipedia for Dominos Pizza. Scroll to the story of their proposed headquarters, a 30-floor building set at an angle. The moment the design was announced, people called it the Leaning Tower of Pizza and it was never built (but there’s a 50-foot tall scale model on the Dominos property northeast of Ann Arbor).

just like all things – perspective – is so important. which direction it leans depends on the point of view.

Kind of an icky phone connection.

But he ordered extra cheese, sausage, bacon and pepperoni pizza not the lean one.

Bah dum Tissshhhhh!

“Not just one tower, THE WHOLE THING!!”

The extra, extra large has to be brought in by forklift

Maybe you should order it on-line next time.

That’s lean cuisine.

Oh so very close……

His doctor told him to eat lean foods