Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 27, 2024

10 gallons more or less, as if you couldn’t guess.

Get off your high horses.

Canadian cowboys.

If you do, I’ll have to point out that it’s actually only about 2.84 liters.

Must be Australia.

But do they polyester to strangers?

Midnight cowboy, metric cowboy, what’s the difference?

35 liters now. (Shrinkflation)

Hang ’Em High Hat

Ah, quit riding ’im.

Gotta build a wall to keep out the Metricans.

A new liter rides into town.

They’ve been known to take certain measures.

“But it’s made of Fair Trade cotton.”

Don’t be a liter, be a follower.

Ya ain’t from around here, are ya?

it’ll be hard for the locals to measure him up…

“They dont take kindly to notions such as the metric system in these parts”