Red and Rover by Brian Basset for February 29, 2024

He was after a pullet surprise.

Perhaps the question should be: How did the chicken cross the road?

How chicken nuggets got invented.

The giblets, Rover. Nothing but the giblets.

At least he didn’t chicken out!

To prove to the opossum it could be done….

Road kill for the crows and magpies!

Roasted!

None of them. The chicken was splattered.

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What came first, the egg or the chicken crossing the road?

Oh, how silly

The BBQ legs and hot wings.

To get to the rooster

Only the parts the crows and vultures took to the other side.

The live part ….. of course ….. Rover ….. used the crosswalk …….. ;)

He crossed the road to get to the KFC

My father insisted that the original riddle was, “Why did the chicken cross the road when a car was coming,” to distract you from the obvious answer. He grew up on a farm with feral chickens and a dirt road.

The funny parts?

To become chicken peices.