Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 02, 2024

Can’t see he survives the end of his sentence!

This guy looks to be a pain in the whatever.

One star? How about no star? And is this on Trip ‘n’ fall adviser?

My son was a team leader in a call center. One survey that wasn’t all top ratings, and the person got counseled. Two, and they were fired. Call centers have an annual 100% turnover rate.

Is one star the lowest rating? Do torturers like to get bad ratings?

Yesterday, I commented that it was Saint David’s Day and that Saint David is the Patron Saint of Wales. Today is Saint Chad’s Day. Saint Chad is a lesser known local saint. He is celebrated throughout northwest England. There is a Cathedral dedicated to him in Stafford and several churches dedicated to him. In the town of Shrewsbury, there is an abandoned Church called Old Saint Chad’s and a church called Saint Chad’s.

“And don’t forget to recommend us to your friends!”

Oh, the good old days! Huh?

And whatcha gonna do if he refuse to takes steenky survey? Tortures him?

Only if I can use my fingers!!!!!!

When the torturing arts wane, this man will become a dentist with a orthodontal practice.

Last month, he got a two-star and was called in for counseling. Better step up your game. Look at your apprentice Jenkins there. Who else thought to stick the hot poker there?

0 Stars. The torture sucked!

What are the pliers for? Surely not tooth extraction? Now, there real torture. Even with novocaine, it’s still torture.

And, best of all, today is Saturday!

LOOKS LIKE MY DENTIST

Ok, but I’m confused. If your business is torture, wouldn’t a five star rating mean you are excellent at torture?

Looks like Alexander Solzhenytsin in the chair.

That torture chamber looks much like the scale at my doctors office.

I think he means a one scar rating.

“I gotta get better dental insurance!”

Everyone wants a rating these days…

You may very well be sentenced to toi-cha!

I waited to the end of the comments to see if anyone else made this comment but nobody did so I will- it reminds me of the scene in Princess Bride where the 6 fingered man has Wesley on the torture table and tells him to tell the truth on how it feels and be as accurate as possible for prosperity sake.

No one noticing (=commenting!) about Iron Maiden playing in the corner?