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A long time ago, I knew a guy who brazenly wore coveralls, brought a ladder into a store, took down the big, curved, security mirror in the corner, and walked out with it. (He then left the mirror somewhere nearby.)
When I moved to where I am now, I had to switch over my homeowner’s insurance. My home came with a security system, but I didn’t pay for it, so it is defunct. When I called, I said yes to if I have security or not. He asked me if it was hooked up, and I said no. I said I have a roving security system. He asked what that is. I said my dogs. He didn’t want to allow it but decided to when I said my system works even when they electricity goes out. (My two dogs then were also beagles, but he didn’t ask the breed.)
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 1 year ago
It is truly a home security system to be recommended to everyone.
franksmin about 1 year ago
Now THAT’S the Born Loser! Going back to the original despondency! Well done Chip, channeling the original Art style of pathos and humour.
Yakety Sax about 1 year ago
Burglar broke in, I held my gun on him.
Burglar asked me if I was going to call 911.
“Nope. Nobody else knows you’re here…….”
angelolady Premium Member about 1 year ago
Only you, Brutus.
enigmamz about 1 year ago
I hate when that happens!
Little Caesar about 1 year ago
Simplinotsafe!
Ahuehuete about 1 year ago
I wonder how often those ring doorbell cameras are stolen
KA7DRE Premium Member about 1 year ago
Brutus should have installed a few WYZE V3 cameras around his place and he might see who it was.
jmworacle about 1 year ago
Something like this could oly happen to Brutus.
nosirrom about 1 year ago
ADTN security system. (A Deterrent To Nobody)
pat sandy creator about 1 year ago
ha! good one, Chip!
cracker65 about 1 year ago
Poor Brutus.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Someone knew what they were doing….☹️☹️
Just-me about 1 year ago
Poor Brutus, stealing his security system adds insult to injury because I’m guessing he didn’t get an alert.
Chris about 1 year ago
oh thee irony… the home security system needs saving. :J
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 1 year ago
Tough break Brutus .
CorkLock about 1 year ago
Fess up Brutus – You never hooked it up.
Martin Booda about 1 year ago
Oh no! Kewpie?
ladykat Premium Member about 1 year ago
Oh, dear, Brutus, that’s not good.
oakie9531 about 1 year ago
Oh the irony
paranormal about 1 year ago
Forgot to turn it on, huh Thorny???
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 year ago
So funny! Apparently the security system was the only thing valuable enough in the house to steal. That’s our Born Loser!
raybarb44 about 1 year ago
Oh no. Not Kewpie. Say it isn’t so……
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
Quite the endorsement for the home security system. But it does make you wonder why a burglar would steal a system that didn’t deter him.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member about 1 year ago
The home security system was probably the only thing Brutus had worth stealing
Lola85 Premium Member about 1 year ago
So, if it was only the camera, wouldn’t he have a record of the theft on his computer?
xaingo about 1 year ago
Are you sure Mother Gargle didn’t dismantle it? You do arm it and lock the doors the moment your cameras catch sight of her.
Boise Ed Premium Member about 1 year ago
A long time ago, I knew a guy who brazenly wore coveralls, brought a ladder into a store, took down the big, curved, security mirror in the corner, and walked out with it. (He then left the mirror somewhere nearby.)
Moonkey Premium Member about 1 year ago
When I moved to where I am now, I had to switch over my homeowner’s insurance. My home came with a security system, but I didn’t pay for it, so it is defunct. When I called, I said yes to if I have security or not. He asked me if it was hooked up, and I said no. I said I have a roving security system. He asked what that is. I said my dogs. He didn’t want to allow it but decided to when I said my system works even when they electricity goes out. (My two dogs then were also beagles, but he didn’t ask the breed.)
gopher gofer about 1 year ago
and to think he got it for a steal…
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