The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 01, 2024

It is truly a home security system to be recommended to everyone.

Now THAT’S the Born Loser! Going back to the original despondency! Well done Chip, channeling the original Art style of pathos and humour.

Burglar broke in, I held my gun on him.

Burglar asked me if I was going to call 911.

“Nope. Nobody else knows you’re here…….”

Only you, Brutus.

I hate when that happens!

Simplinotsafe!

I wonder how often those ring doorbell cameras are stolen

Brutus should have installed a few WYZE V3 cameras around his place and he might see who it was.

Something like this could oly happen to Brutus.

ADTN security system. (A Deterrent To Nobody)

ha! good one, Chip!

Poor Brutus.

Someone knew what they were doing….☹️☹️

Poor Brutus, stealing his security system adds insult to injury because I’m guessing he didn’t get an alert.

oh thee irony… the home security system needs saving. :J

Tough break Brutus .

Fess up Brutus – You never hooked it up.

Oh no! Kewpie?

Oh, dear, Brutus, that’s not good.

Sorry, sir. We borrowed it because it was better than what we had at the County jail.

Oh the irony

Forgot to turn it on, huh Thorny???

So funny! Apparently the security system was the only thing valuable enough in the house to steal. That’s our Born Loser!

Oh no. Not Kewpie. Say it isn’t so……

Quite the endorsement for the home security system. But it does make you wonder why a burglar would steal a system that didn’t deter him.

The home security system was probably the only thing Brutus had worth stealing

So, if it was only the camera, wouldn’t he have a record of the theft on his computer?

Are you sure Mother Gargle didn’t dismantle it? You do arm it and lock the doors the moment your cameras catch sight of her.

A long time ago, I knew a guy who brazenly wore coveralls, brought a ladder into a store, took down the big, curved, security mirror in the corner, and walked out with it. (He then left the mirror somewhere nearby.)

When I moved to where I am now, I had to switch over my homeowner’s insurance. My home came with a security system, but I didn’t pay for it, so it is defunct. When I called, I said yes to if I have security or not. He asked me if it was hooked up, and I said no. I said I have a roving security system. He asked what that is. I said my dogs. He didn’t want to allow it but decided to when I said my system works even when they electricity goes out. (My two dogs then were also beagles, but he didn’t ask the breed.)

and to think he got it for a steal…

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