F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 05, 2024

I need a shirt like that.

Now I am disturbed.

That is a clever design.

Now don’t turn on the news.

He might just get the chance to be sent home – where he won’t be disturbed.

I just wear noise-cancelation headphones all day.

I was once given a “Bah, Humbug” xmas hat. And, yes, I liked it!

I have a shirt that says “OFFLINE”.

On the back it reads, “Already Disturbed”.

I was a kid when T-shirts with sayings became popular. Often you would by a transfer, and iron it onto a plain T-shirt. My Dad wasn’t fond of social changes, so we had to be subtle…

I got a transfer that was a seal that said “USDA Inspected Meet”. It was about three inches in diameter. I placed it on the tail of my T-Shirt, to one side, so it rode just above my butt.

Dad got a kick out of it, when he noticed it several days later.

I want one!!!

WAY too many people are gonna ask you where you got that T-shirt!!

Wouldn’t help me, I’m already disturbed.

Where’d she get it? Introverts Anonymous? See, I WANT one!