Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for March 09, 2024

His bark is worse than his bite. And that applies to both of them.

March 6th was National Dentist Day:

https://www.gocomics.Com/day-by-dave/2024/03/06

March 3-9, 2024 was Dental Assistants Recognition Week

A friend of mine was concerned when he couldn’t find his dentures and figured the big dog had chewed them. Fortunately, it was the little dog and he had just carted them underneath the bed.

Floss em if you got em!

Today’s Dave made me think of my favorite Seinfeld exchange. For the uninitiated, Dr. Whatley is a dentist.

Father Curtis : [in a confessional booth] Tell me your sins, my son.

Jerry : Well, I should tell you that I’m Jewish.

Father Curtis : That’s no sin.

Jerry : Oh, good. Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he’s converted to Judaism just for the jokes.

Father Curtis : And this offends you as a Jewish person?

Jerry : No, it offends me as a comedian!

Grampas teeth are like stars ….they come out at night….

Pooch is thinking….all the better to eat my treats this way! Woof!

And yes! I’m a good boy!

My neighbor’s dog really did that.

My what big teeth you have Rover!

I know where my dentures are!

Probably. The dog looks like he’s up for a little flapjaw.

True story: Hubby’s late great Aunt Margie was furious because she couldn’t attend a wedding. Seems Late Great Uncle Louie found a wad of tissues on top of the toilet and tossed them in. It contained Aunt Margie’s teeth.

I got dentures a few months ago. One of the big warnings was to put them up high when not wearing them because for some reason dogs view them as chew toys.

Before I give them back to you… stick a treat out and watch this!

Maybe not – his bark is worse than his overbite.

Whamond dogs make me laugh.

A day you can sink your teeth into!!

This one reminds me of a favourite Herman comic I clipped from the newspaper in 1980, with a wife and husband in bed, and her telling him: “Wake up. The cat’s got your teeth again.” . There’s a glass of water on the night table, and kitty’s sitting further down the bed with a huge mouse-eating grin. That toon always brought a smile to my face.

it’s a big day. can you handle the tooth…?

To tell the tooth, I’d rather chew on these a while before answering your question.