Pickles by Brian Crane for March 08, 2024

Don’t be paranoid, Earl…

You need to stem that kind of talk.

Well, it smells like something died…

Maybe unconsciously!

Where there’s a wilt, there’s a way.

No, because Earl always blames it on Roscoe!

Do not treat your spouse like a flower.

I believe the horticulturists yesterday said you needed to trim dead blooms off a flowering plant. I think all the flowers in a bouquet died when the stems were cut.

Sounds like their love has long since bloomed

1st panel translation, yes Earl, you have to take Opal out! suggestion, nice restaurant, dancing and a moonlight stroll.

I’m not sure, myself, but Nelson seems CERTAIN!

No, as in you’re not sure whether Earl was being talked about or no as “no, she wasn’t talking about you”?

Not true in all cases.

I’m reasonably certain..

…especially after eating Opals special Chile…Oy…

THERE WE GO.!!!!!!!!!!!!

When the breadwinner stops winning bread and becomes the heel on the loaf…

Ok, who didn’t see that gag coming? Still funny, though.

It’s a fact older people put out extremely noxious gas.

It’s hard not to think about grampa when the talk turns to poisonous gases.

Earl is Nelson’s Grand Farter!

Nelson’s no could either mean “No, she’s not talking about you” or “No, I’m not sure!”

At least Earl has the stones to admit to it…….

The poor kid is going to welt at some point……………..

I just knew Brian was gonna head this way sooner or later! Lol!

They don’t call us “old farts” for nothing…

Well Excuuuuuse Me!

Just because your flower wilted, doesn’t mean you should take it out in public.

Hmm. You need to deadhead some annuals because the wilted flowers have been fertilized, and the plant will shift its metabolism from flowering to growing seeds if they are allowed to remain. I’m not so sure about this “poison gas” theory.

What’s the sharpest thing in the world. Farts. They go through clothing without tearing them.