Close to Home by John McPherson for March 31, 2024

you should have seen the other guy!

go by the t-uberex

Looks like it needs the mastodentist and an orthopterodactyl.

You damaged the trunk!

“No mastodons were injured during the filming of this strip.”

Welcome back, Mr McP and Bleeb. There were some very good reruns during your absence, but it’s nice to have you both back.

Better Get Geico for Mastodon Insurance

Poor Dad. They most likely didn’t have collision insurance back then, and that mastodon is not going to have much of a trade-in value at the new mastodon dealership.

Crap! Mastodon trade-in value just dropped like a rock… or a maybe a stone! I think they called ‘em stones back then. What was that… like the 50’s or sump’n?!

٩( ᐛ )و John and Bleeb are back… I was running out of stupid stuff to say for rerun week!

I guess I just have to think more stupider more!

Major repairs for that MAZDAdon

Poor mastodon will be in recovery for a while!

Used him for a Pinata last time, huh?

A mammoth domestic disagreement.

Needs better insurance or a new mastodon.

we were promised that we would be driving Pterodactyls by this time!

That’s a mammoth eye patch.

Poor mastodon….

Ha! Good one! Never let the little neanderthal borrow the mastodon!

He can’t help it if the mastodon is clumsy.

Its face is so messed up, it almost needs a mask to don.

That must have been some date!

Bleeb’s catching a ride! YAY! :)

It’s okay. There’s a mammoth sale on new Mastodons.

Reminds me of the episode of the “Land of the Lost” remake where Kevin Porter tries to dodge a sauropod and crashes the SUV, a problem that Will Marshall never had, as they didn’t have a car when they entered.

They look like woolly mammoths to me.