Cornered by Mike Baldwin for March 14, 2024

Slicker than a “slide” trombone.

Try the Satan sheets instead. Soft as hell and down ya go!

Who sat in those sheets?

Eh? Me no gets this?

No thanks. I don’t want to wind up on the floor in the middle of the night.

Brings to mind the department store sale merchandise scene in “Safety Last”.

Satin sheets may be right for you if you like to slide right out of bed.

Been a long long time since I had some ’’fun’’ on satin sheets…..but good memories tho’.

Good thing they weren’t wearing silk pajamas, too… they’d have slid right out the door!

Satin sheets to lie on, satin pillows to cry on, stillI’m not happy don’t you see?Big long Cadillac tailor made’s upon my back, stillI want you to set me free

I found another man who can give more than you canThough you’ve given me everything money can buyBut your money can’t hold me tightLike he does on a long, long nightYou know you didn’t keep me satisfied

(Satin sheets) satin sheets to lie on(Satin pillows) satin pillows to cry on, stillI’m not happy, don’t you see?Big long Cadillac tailor made’s upon my back, stillI want you to set me free

(Satin sheets) satin sheets to lie on(Satin pillows) satin pillows to cry on, stillI’m not happy don’t you see?Big long Cadillac tailor made’s upon my back, stillI want you to set me free

(Satin sheets) satin sheets to lie on – Jeanne Pruett 1973

Slippery little devils, aren’t they?

All the furniture in my house are covered in silk except the chairs. They’re satin.

Can also be used as a slip-n-slide.

“Oh no, I think I satin something!”

They’re on sale, and they’re sailing right off the shelves.

https://wWw.yoUtube.Com/watch?v=0UI2ir6RwPo

Slippery devils

Satin sheets to slide on, satin sheets to fall on, they don’t make me happy don’t you see..apologies to Loretta Lynn