Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 11, 2024

Her: Luckily, there’s nothing small about the only part of him I really care about. His pot of gold, of course.

You mean, this time with you instead of your sister.

I knew a guy who married a twin and the curiosity got the better of him. The little man while thinking for the big man ended up busting up his marriage and twin sisters. True story.

“Lassie”?! There’s the signal right there he’ll treat her like a dog!

While Lucky may have his Charms, he’s a ceral (sic) liar.

Did she remember her magnifying glass this time?

If the pot at the end of his rainbow is filled with Acapulco Gold, he can do whomever or whatever he wants.

Saw a ‘little person’ comic a while back. He claimed to get plenty of dates, because a lot of women these days have a bucket list…

The problem is that a lot of ladies don’t like small packages.

hey! that’s my line

There ia an inverse relationship between height and length.

Would you feel better if he paid you with pot or gold, or a combo of such?

He’s a wee man but he’s got a lot of gold coins…

He’s just trying to get her to “kiss his Blarney stones”.

The question remains does size matter?

Later this month he’ll be back as the Easter Bunny. You’ll be plenty busy then.

There is that pot of gold to consider …

She seems like a pot of gold digger. Wait until she finds the pot is full of Lucky Charms.

He still has his lucky charms, so he won´t be SLEEPING with your sister.

Yeah you should give him the benefit of the doubt.

I doubt much sleeping happened.

That hat covers a REAL multitude of sins! (And lotto tickets)