The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 08, 2024

You should add toilet time too.

Careful, Brutus. You don’t want to get fired.

That’s using the old noodle.

Also, I lose an hour, I mean, I got to take it from somewhere..

do not forget about the lunch breaks…

Did he get extra pay for working February 29th?

There was a time when some of us would adjust for the time the smokers were taking for breaks since we didn’t smoke.

I like your thinking, Brutus…

Wow Brutus is having a banner week! This week our hero successfully avoided his mother-in-law and stood up to his Royal Rancid-ness. Of course, being a Born Loser, one must be concerned about what the forces of the universe are conjuring up to even things out. Beware on that vacation Brutus!

Well boss, I really stopped working as I went to lunch today. I may as well not work at home instead of distracting the others here. You’re welcome.

why can’t you just have the coffee break at your vacation spot… Hmm, coffee. :g

Hurray! Our hero finally gets one over on Veeblefester. Of course he’ll make Brutus pay for it in one fashion or another when he gets back from vacation.

Brutus just adjusting for Daylight Saving Time. Can’t pull one over on Brutus. He’s gonna get his hour back one way or another.

That’s clever, Brutus. But people have been fired for less. The thing is, Bossman has been thinking of docking your pay for all the coffee breaks you’ve been taking. Think again.

Brutus calculates in his head but it’s not reality…☹️

Taking time off for the time that he is off!

You’re annoying the boss, Brutus.

Ah, this time Brutus caught the boss flat footed!

Now why didn’t I ever think of that ?

Shouldn’t it be tea breaks at a tea cozy company?

A long vacation is in the offing!

Brutus, you’re giving the boss a reason to fire you for cause.

Bon Voyage and some things are best left unsaid George Washington before you end up quoting Nathan Hale (I just love History)…..

Never be late for sneaking out early

Veeblefester should be happy not to have Butus underfoot for a full week and an extra 2 hour headstart is an extra bonus.

That’s exactly how government employees think and act!

Brutus missed a chance to say “time change due to location” and also “change to DST this weekend.”