Garfield by Jim Davis for April 03, 2024

Hope the dog has lots of time to practice.

He should be asking Ode !

Try Woof, it has more character.

Just don’t yip.

Sounds familiar. “Live from New York, It’s…Line!”

That isn’t going to work.

But loud what woof doth yonder kennel breaks?

Meow?

WOOF! then GRRRR.

GRRR, followed WOOF and then Bark? I’m not a dog director.

“Arf” or “Yap” just isn’t sufficient, neither is “Wuff”.

Maybe try an “Aroo-roo-roo-roo-roo!”

“Stand back, musketeers, they shall sample MY blade” – wait, wrong franchise!

Didn’t you hear? Guard Dog is free now!

Better now than on stage.

Could also try “Grrrrr”, or “Ruff”!

FREE GUARD DOG!

‘Arf’ says Sandy. Needless to say, Sandy didn’t get the part…

In reference to “It’s Christmastime again, Charlie Brown”, I believe the line is “hark”. Unfortunately, Sally says “Hockey Stick” when she is on stage.

I forgot my line. “Try laughing and liking me and mail nermal to abudibi”

Bark, woof, arf, yip, yap, it’s all the same.

Priceless look on the pooch’s face!!!

Ruff sounds more aggressive

“…..But be sure to say it with feeling.”

Try “yowp.”

BARK

Peppermint Patty forgot her line in the Christmas play. “You’re a sheep sir, all you have to say is ‘BAH!’”

Bark at Garfield and he will tell how good you are

Get up on the woof and it will come to you.