Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for March 11, 2024

That kid reminds me a lot of Dennis the Menace.

Best answer is, “Soon, we hope.”

Sadly, I didn’t get better with age.

Abut 15 seconds before you start getting worse with age. It’s a little window, enjoy it.

I’m not getting old. I’m aging like fine milk.

Kid is smart, he’ll get into lots of conversation wit Granny about her early years and her life. Best way to learn a factual history that applies to himself. And his interest will give her expectations of time spent with him.

People keep telling me to act my age. I’m not sure I know how to do that – I’ve never been this age before.

I’m still waiting

Well, cheddar cheese usually does get better with age, but some other cheeses also get stinkier. Guess it’s up to chance how we handle aging.

I plan to live to be 104 years old. If i make it that would not be the most impressive thing. I’ve already done the most impressive thing: living past 30.

When you get older.

You’re doing it right now, kid!

Only thing with alcohol in them get better with age. So, it follows drinking alcohol makes you better.. or so it would seem at the time.

Stick a cork in it, kid, and rest for several years. Then you can whine with the rest of us.

She’s still asking herself that questions.

Sooner than you’d like,junior‼️

I’m still waiting

Looks like a young you-know-who… hence, never…

When you put in the effort to get better, you will. The age takes care of itself but be prepared, what you can get better at changes over time.

When you start wine-ing. :)