The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 31, 2024

Wrong answer, Gladys.

Quantitative easing?

Instead of buying more, pay down the credit cards.

Someone needs to either stop buying things they don’t need, or get a job so they’ll have enough money for luxury items.

Spoken like a member of congress from both sides of the aisle.

I admit I’m slow. It took me until right now to figure out that Gladys is a natural blonde.

That took a wrong turn.

As long as you use your credit cards to pay the other’s balance. :P Can only get away with that for so long. ;)

Time to cut up all the cards.

When your outgo exceeds your income, your upkeep becomes your downfall.

It’s so bad you need to use someone else’s credit cards to cover spending.

Not me, not while I have that antique printing press in the basement.

Hey, if the government can do it ….

One gets Ramen the other gets steak, guess which ones.

That’s why you have more than one :D

Sounds like government!

But there is Good News He is Risen!

How can we be broke? I still have checks remaining in my checkbook.

Make ends meet? I can’t even get them to wave at each other.

No, Gladys, you need a job. And staying home to keep Momma occupied isn’t work.

Brutus is smart enough to not come out and tell Gladys she spends too much. He may get grief over it, but not to the extent he would if he accused her of being a spendthrift.

I’m guessing no… :J

Cheers Gladys. You spot on girl. Now take a couple more good cards for back up. To cover those cards with high charge amounts now.

sounds like my ex

Gladys, have you considered getting a job?

The best way to balance their budget would be to start charging Mother Gargoyle an admission fee and room and board for all the time she spends over there.

A wife’s logic?

Poor Brutus, is a good informant but has control of absolutely nothing in that relationship.

Another graduate of the Peggy Bundy school of budgeting, I see.

Gladys has the right idea…

I’m afraid that while humorous, it IS becoming a very serious problem in our society. You can’t spend your way, or finance your household finances or especially government spending or financing without contemplating the possibility of bankruptcy. It happened to Spain on two occasions when they were THE Superpower in the 1700s and they never recovered, as no one would loan them any money. Same thing could happen to Brutus or even the US. So Brutus, tighten that belt and cut out a few meals on the road or the diner for lunch and brown bag it instead before your comic strip is placed in the want add section……

Oooooooohhhhhh so close but I’m willing to bet that means a second job for Brutus

As they say; “If you can’t afford to go First Class…, Charge It!”

Just a basic Democrat.

Spending is still spending, Gladys.

no, no, gladys. you need to buy some lotto tickets… ☺

As I told my daughter: Ladies don’t pay interest. They earn it, and never touch the principal.