Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 11, 2024

A Plugger on the moon!

That golf ball.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO RALPH!

You were out of cheese.

Did you bring some crusty bread and salami also?

The need for term limits for senior astronauts!

Golf?

this time bring more proof that you were there——the doubters who believe that thousands of people were in on a big conspiracy and none of them talked need more proof

Ralph is speechless…

Senior Astronaut Moment

I can relate.

Good question. What is to be gained of value?

Probably rocks, that’s all there is so you’d better be happy with ROCKS.

… your cellphone! You left your cellphone up there!

… did you happen to see my car keys… I’m always losin’ those things!

He’s looking for a beagle.

Turn around and look at the planet.

Why, to beat the Rooshins, of course! In other words, no real reason, other than an urge to spend mad cash.

Looking for your missing sock

Look for some memory foam shoe inserts.

He’s lost his mind and can’t find it! Lol

He was there again because NASA needed to spend all of it’s budget.

PLUGGER-naut?

To look for flying saucers and ‘Santa Claus’…

Find the Clipboard. It doesn’t need batteries.

He’s moonlighting as an astronaut.

The doc told him he needed to lose weight.

Your honeymoon?

Some go to the Moon and say ,“Why”? Others go and say "Why not "?

Well, not to pee!

I have read that one of the female astronauts scheduled to walk on the Moon will be older than Alan Shepard was when he became the oldest man to walk on the Moon in 1971

forgot your keys??

You locked the keys inside the Lander. Doh!

ALICE! ALICE KRAMDEN!!

the lunar lander looks like a face

Dog got out the door again