Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 12, 2024

That’s one way to get to the other side…

Looks more like the Far Side.

My 6yo taught me that the joke is about the chicken killing himself and going to the “the other side”.

That’s what I call “solving the mystery.”

Roadkill kebab eh.

You don’t have to be chicken to cross the road.

What’s on the other side is heavenly if you have faith.

Does the chicken get an extra set of wings when she gets to that other side?

You may enter the heavenly gates, but I’d stear clear of the one called “The Colonel”…

Maybe a new breed, Red Island Road?

Didn’t your mother teach to clucking look both ways!?

I hope I will not be aware of the details of my demise when it happens.

I would have thought the Pearly Gates would be more like chicken wire.

And he was caught under the tire and became rotisserie chicken.

The truck sliced him in two and he went off half-cocked.

better to land at the pearly gates than KFC…

So all good chickens go to heaven too???

They were heading to those other golden arches to get an Egg McMuffin.

That’s one mystery solved!

Heavy thigh…

WARNING, when crossing Kukulcan Boulevard, from Casa Maya, Cancun, to visit the really-big flag LOOK BOTH WAYS.

I’m hearing a Door’s song…Break on through to the other side…

Oh by the way, you got here before the egg.

But, but … WHY …?