Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 13, 2024

It was a drink to die for

They’re hard to twist when they’re lodged between the vertebrae.

He should have ordered a shot instead.

He didn’t finish his drink. Can I have it—minus the knife?

So that’s what they mean by a twist ending?

Come on everybody and twist.

Twist and shout.

And don’t ask for one on the rocks.

Where’s Chubby Checker when you need him?

Could have been worse, he could have ordered a double!

That’s definitely a plot twist.

He meant Lemon Twist!

His best friend was the bartender.

This will need to be investigated by a constable.

The jigger’s up.

Martini with a stab of lemon

He’s so drunk, he’s gonna s-dagger home.

“Would you like a stake with that drink?”

Whatever you do don’t order a chaser.

Very funny!

He took a stab at it but….

It’s mystery night.

There’s a Ketel 1 vodka with a twist!

he never could hold his drink. always ending up face down on the bar…

Well, kiddies… he was dying for an drink anyway. HAAHHHAHAHAHA!