Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for March 28, 2024

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    J.J. O'Malley  12 months ago

    Is it that hearty Dale Evans coffee, or is Ed making more and more sense as the week progresses?

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    eced52  12 months ago

    or committing.

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    French Persons' Savvy Selection of Screaming Elly Premium Member 12 months ago

    I think they should all be “committed“.

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    billsplut  12 months ago

    Crank: “And I forget that little last zipper on my pants! But I just let ‘er loose anyway! I don’t have a problem with COMmitting, just SHI—” [GOCOMICS HAS ENDED THIS COMMENT]

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    nosirrom  12 months ago

    I knew a woman who had a submission problem. No matter how much I pleaded she wouldn’t submit. ;-)

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    Blu Bunny  12 months ago

    Right on Ed, you tell him, straighten him out.

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    Mopman  12 months ago

    Ed should be more worried about the waitress’s long hair that is in his coffee.

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    rockyridge1977  12 months ago

    

.yep that focus is is difficult to the end!!!!!!!

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    puddleglum1066  12 months ago

    “And when I write a joke, I always forget to include that last little thing
 what’s it called? Oh yeah, a ‘punch line’!”

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    puddleglum1066  12 months ago

    It’s funny because he keeps forgetting to click the last button that refills his prescriptions for blood pressure and cholesterol meds.

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    puddleglum1066  12 months ago

    I can remember when I first noticed how many web interactions involved clicking a “submit” button, and joking about how I don’t want my computer to be my dominatrix. This was at least ten years ago, and since then it seems most website designers have come up with more human-friendly terms (observe that the button here on GC reads “Comment,” not “Submit”; the buttons on Amazon, etc., also seem to have removed the “S-word” in favor of things like “Place Order” or “Buy Now”).

    I get the feeling Batty first noticed the use of “Submit” on websites about the time I did, filed it away for a future “joke,” and failed to notice the times have changed.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  12 months ago

    Two things worry these men.

    The first is loss of memory, and they forget what the other one is.

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    lemonbaskt  12 months ago

    as the arizona kid said they shouldnt be afeared of growing older

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 12 months ago

    An apology to all Dale Evan’s, Roy Rogers and Trigger fans




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    JBWeld  12 months ago

    I’d run over his mailbox too.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  12 months ago

    Okay—Roy Rogers; horse was TRIGGER>

    What was the name of Dale Evans’ horse??(I already know)

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    bakana  12 months ago

    That’s what she said.

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