Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for March 29, 2024

Thanks, but all my legal situations are handled by Amicus Breef.

Dial “M” for Mortality.

actually funny

“Mason, Meyer and Morrow”? C’mon, where’s the bad pun names? Was “Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe” not good enough? You named a lawyer “Amicus Breef”, you can’t just give us “Mason, Meyer, and Morrow”!

I miss the old days, when lawyers could not advertise like they do now.

Oh, that’s gonna P!$$ off the youngsters, calling Pickleball an old person game.

How are they on paper cuts?

Evidently, they have no imagination……..the ‘toon proves it!!!

Foreshadowing of a bad wreck!

Ha? It’s funny because someone occasionally gets hurt playing pickleball? Why is this hilarious?

Disclaimer: I play pickleball occasionally, and it can be very competitive. I also have never seen anyone get injured.

And Gravely Funeral Parlor specializes in elder burials.

Yes. They represent the company named “Engulf N’ Devour”. Their motto: “Our fingers are into everything”!

And don’t forget that famous attorney J. Ichabod Slipp…..