Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 01, 2024

Yup, there’s all kinds of daft studies to be found on PubMad.

I concur with concurrent curs currently curdling curd.

Oddly, I see a connection between the two.

Sooner or later in this mad, mad, mad, mad world — the U.S. Supreme Court will be called upon to rule for or against this case. Men and women in long black robes are naturally best suited to do so, and always have been. But shouldn’t there be at least one castrato among the Justices?

Both half baked?

Pyro-manliness.

At least we’re not talking about castrated noodles. Or noodles with dentures.

When an insecure man joins the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, watch out.

get their adviser on the phone! something went haywire

With a face like that….she’ll probably be thrown against the wall to see if she sticks…Al dente is too chewy…she requires a few more minutes on the burner to temper that fear of castration and smothered in sauce, sausage, meatballs, and pork ribs!

And how was life different when you did not concur?

“Baby Let Me Light Your Fire!”

I give you the Pastafarian …

Prayer for Beneficial Attributes

[Flying Spaghetti] Monster grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the strength to change the things I can, and the Noodle to know the difference.

RAmen

( arsonists need not apply )

Nice pick-up line.

Don’t tell me Grace the Face™ led the study, or I’ll think you’re logrolling.

Throw your balls to the wall and see what sticks, set everything else on fire.

I’m all about al dente.

Eating organic food causes autism. Look it up.

Castration and noodle mania always did seem to move in both apposition and concordance.

Breathe deep the gathering gloom,

Watch FA fade from my morning toons,

Bedsitter people look back and LAMEnt,

Another day’s useless energy is spent …!

You know what they say, al dente noodle mania concurs all.

I hate when I eat noodles and then set fire to things in my yard.

Grape The Ape ate my jelly cake.

Spinning noddle wheels, keep on spinning…

Life in the lost lame ….

Let’s go nongay.

Cord of wood,

Curd of tart.

Con me if you have the forest gump of Nerve .

Make like a pilgrim and get the ship out of here.

John Wayne and Miles Davis.

we believe you

I concur after a glass of Burgundy wine

p.s. let the Rabbi bless this comic strip as a good cup of wine. The grape blend.

Which is Which?

Whom is Whom?

Turnip on fire for some intense brunny. The blood is squeeze play.

Get laid on score in the ball diamond or front yard.

Do the noodles come with meat balls?