WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for March 12, 2024

Eat them both!

It wasn´t me. it was my wives.

I didn´t do it. I have my pride.

Don’t eat the lawyer, too much colestrol.

Tough to hate the lawyer if you’re the gazelle (I think that’s what it’s supposed to be).

Till you get the bill, that is.

But you don’t understand. I wasn’t stalking. I was just getting dinner for my family!

EAT THE LAWYER!!!! It’s your only chance……

Where’s the beef?

He’s lion!

And then the lawyer was eaten, the end.

This is outside of that court’s jurisdiction … that restraining order is not enforceable … it’s not even valid here.

Lawyers taste good…. so I’ve heard.

The prey should pray the order gets enforced.

Like THAT will stop me! Bwaaaaahaaahaaa

Fair enough, as it happens the wife wanted lawyers for supper tonight anyway.

The process server was eaten and now the lawyer is serving up seconds?

But lawyers are fair game.

HA! Lions can’t read.

Tasty lawyers of the Serengeti

Actually the male lion seldom hunts, he leaves that to the females.

This seems like a good idea – Maybe the court could do the same and tell criminals they are not allowed to own or use guns.

The restraining order’s supposed to be for Tiger, the gazelle is Eland Nordegren.

Kangaroo Court?

Hmmm… Lawyer for desert – sounds good!

Wulff & Morgenthaler made a mistake here, lions DO stalk their prey, it’s just that MALE lions usually don’t – and to make their point crystal clear, they’ve depicted the lion as male (see mane)…Incidentally, males that do not have a Pride are mostly scavengers…

First, we eat all the lawyers.

So he’ll just have his harem do the stalking for him.