Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 10, 2024

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    eced52  8 months ago

    Sunday is a day of not doing your customary work, Wiz.

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    Mediatech  8 months ago

    Swing low, sweet chariot…

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    rekam Premium Member 8 months ago

    Couldn’t Wiz just cast a spell and have the job completed?

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    Sanspareil  8 months ago

    Wiz ab(stains) from his objective!

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    silberdistel  8 months ago

    He does a lot of painting lately. I am glad this turns not into Bifröst ;-)

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    BigDaveGlass  8 months ago

    I’m too lazy to leave a comment today…… Oops!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago

    The skipper of a 40 ton trawler which ran aground in Hull during the early hours of Sunday was reported to be 6 times over the legal limit for sailing. Authorities said they had no idea what to do with a drunken sailor early in the morning.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago

    Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

    Because the rest of the days are weakdays.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago

    On a Sunday morning in church, a priest starts his sermon and says: “Dear Lord, without you we are but dust”…

    Hearing this, a little girl leans over to her mother and loudly asks: “Mommy, what is butt dust?”

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    littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago

    Scientists have noticed that patients who have the cold feel better on Saturdays and Sundays.

    It’s the weekend immune system.

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    Gent  8 months ago

    Soon after Soonday comes Moonday!

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    Calvinist1966  8 months ago

    Sunday is a day of rest and today is Mothering Sunday here in the UK. Sadly, my Mum has been having eternal rest for nearly thirteen years. She died on 23 March 2011. That was exactly one month after her youngest grandson’s thirtieth birthday and exactly two months before the day which would have been her eighty-fourth birthday.

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    jagedlo  8 months ago

    Is Wiz staining the reputation of this comic?

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    eric_harris_76  8 months ago

    Two strokes and then he stopped.

    Rest on Sunday, the rest on Monday.

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    preacherman Premium Member 8 months ago

    He’s not much of a wizard. He should have a magical brush to do the painting for him.

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    Munch  8 months ago

    C’mon Wiz, either do it or don’t. You’re just making things difficult for yourself.

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    rockyridge1977  8 months ago

    ……and one hour shorter today!!!!!

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    thuddriver  8 months ago

    Saturday is the Sabbath and a day of rest; Sunday is the first day of the week.

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    klapre  8 months ago

    For the cartoonist too, I see.

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    Geophyzz  8 months ago

    That’s why when my wife asked for a deck, I talked her into a stone patio. No maintenance.

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    Goat from PBS  8 months ago

    It’s only a rest day if you get everything done on Saturday.

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    Just-me  8 months ago

    Monday, I have to do yard work. Sigh.

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    TMMILLER Premium Member 8 months ago

    I am at work. I get paid to watch people work. Today there are a grand total of three people here for me to look after. I get paid double time for that since it is Sunday.

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    dlestersprint0  8 months ago

    Do you get mooned on Moonday?

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    daleandkristen  8 months ago

    Took me a few seconds…….

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