Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 22, 2024

He probably did.

It’s not a BAAAAAAAAAHHHHH-D piece of work! ;D

Lots of artists have done that!

Puts a F before Art and that is what modern “art” is all about.

All the GOATS think they’re the greatest.

the goatest of all time…

Nice double pun!

The artist was the Butt of many jokes.

The puns will be infinite, so rims shots all around!

I have this knawing feeling, suddenly….

My oldest great-grandchild is a better artist.

this is a baad one

Its not the making of the art that makes it GOAT, its how they were able to sell it for a boatload of bucks that makes it GOAT!

I can’t goat enough.

The recent Lynx advert kept banging on about the GOAT fragrance. Until it registered it meant “Greatest Of All Time” I kept puzzling why they thought anyone would want to smell like a goat.

His kid’s at home with the nanny.

when I was a kid I did art that made Picasso look like kid’s scribble……..(I’ll wait and see if anyone gets it…)

I bet it tastes delicious.

That’s the way “modern art” is. If you can smoke some rich sponsor you can sell crap.

Art is in the eye of the beholder … baaa!

Marc Chagall exemplified Picasso, but never cut anything off, but still many of his paintings are worth tens of millions to the crazy rich.

Tell them it was painted by Taylor Swift. I want to hear them scream! ;)

He should tell him that, it will get his goat

Good one, Dave! :-D

But if he had, it wouldn’t have been art.