Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 13, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 10 months ago

    That’s bull.

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    Wilde Bill  10 months ago

    … and it was my mother.

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    cdward  10 months ago

    Why is it even on the menu?

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    potfarmer  10 months ago

    New take on the bull’s nose ring.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 10 months ago

    He’ll beat the crap out of you. But then, who needs to be full of crap anyway?

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    uniquename  10 months ago

    Eet chkin!

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 10 months ago

    And it tastes like stale cigarette ash.

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    Why’s it on the menu then, tough guy?

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    stevesabe  10 months ago

    no whale

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    jconnors3954  10 months ago

    Featuring mutton?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  10 months ago

    He’s gettin’ the bum steer.

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    sarah413 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Rodney Dangerfield said that he once played in a club that was tough.

    “How tough?”

    “They served broken leg of lamb” was his answer.

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    Lablubber   10 months ago

    And they have a no tipping policy.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 10 months ago

    The way that waiter looks should’a’ been a red flag.

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    markkahler52  10 months ago

    Order the Kosher Ham!

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    wildlandwaters  10 months ago

    I’m guessing at this cafe, probly best to go vegan…

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member 10 months ago

    Not the Restaurant at the End of the Universe & Dish of The Day he ain’t.

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    geese28  10 months ago

    Don’t have a cow man

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