The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 19, 2024

Guess he wants to boomerang back.

Didgeridon’t

you know what you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? a stick

A Boom .. Boom .. Boom .. Boom-a-rang

Boom .. Boom .. Boom .. Boom-a-rang

Boomarang, Take my hand

(sung to the tune of Barbara Ann)

“Don’t call it a comeback. I’ve been here for years.” “Yeah, with no new music. That’s the problem.”

Well, first you’ve got to throw it!

His last album was a hit. Thus no comeback.

Charlie Drake still trying! (He had the “My boomerang won’t come back song”) !

Nothing has really changed – he was always trying to make a comeback

Give it up. It’ll just be the same thing over and over and over. (With boomerangs, there is no B side)

Well first, let’s get you on Dancing With The Stars

That could be a problem, if he has a hit he can´t come back!

Not even trying to be funny.

After the last comeback, you were almost a big hit…until you hit your publisher in the head…..

On a tour of Australia a couple years ago, our guide taught us to throw a boomerang. I threw it really well. I had to duck to avoid hitting myself.

Didn’t the boomerangs get tossed away?

My boomerang won’t come back.

How about calling the album “Groundhog Day”?

“I come from the land Down Under”

“OK Boomer”

Ah yes, the Aussie Fad

WWW.youtube.COM/watch?v=xq0XNILIYTw

He’s known for his cover songs, but he’s also done some aboriginals.

Return to Sender Elvis already killed that one

“My Boomerang Won’t Come Back” by Charlie Drake (1961).

Is that Flavor Flav?

“Welcome to Throwback Tuesday. Today we have a member of that that Aussie Band….”

He certainly has the qualifications for a comeback!

Back at ya!

Still waiting for Rudy Vallee to make another comeback.

Not what you think. It’s because he was born between ’46 and ’64. (Though he tries to dress younger)

Mine never came back.

He will never be popular again. Boomerang was a one-hit wonder.

Isn’t that Will Smith?

His only hit was “Baby Come Back!”

But did he ever return?

No, he never returned,

And his fate is still unlearned.