Cornered by Mike Baldwin for April 17, 2024

“Lighten” up on him, already.

You would have to run from the cops for it to count.

It only counts if you are on foot.

Instead of running a red light, this guy is more likely to stumble or crawl one.

Speaking about running red lights. Here’s the first verse of a Golden Oldie:

I was driving home early Sunday morning through Bakersfield

Listening to gospel music on the colored radio station

And the preacher said, you know you always have the Lord by your side

And I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran

Twenty red lights in his honor

Thank you Jesus, thank you Lord

the guy needs to get an FOP ‘courtesy’ card…

How about jumping to conclusions?

Doctors can’t always be right! The heart rate goes up when I do it… so I count ‘em!

’Running a red"? Running a red light?

Good joke!

Can I get a doctor’s note anyway?

I hope they got him on the “Red Light Camera”

There was that time he ran for office…

He also gave away some British currency, and told people he shed a few pounds.

But what do you know, you’re just a Doctor, not a personal trainer.

How about J-walking? Does J-walking count?

Well done!

when it’s on yellow and turns red as you go through my friend calls it eating orange. is that healthier?

No, but does doing diddley-squats count?