Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 26, 2024

Small: “Inflammation” please. Large: Send him to "Cow"loon.

Biggest concern after colonoscope is the echo when I fart.

Small: Prepping is the worst part of the procedure. I just wish they’d give me a six pack ‘’to go’’ of the drugs they use. Large: Whenever ‘’over sixty’’ people get together it’s considered polite conversation.

Liking the medical alert one better.

the medical alert necklace is basically a public service…

Needs more Cowbell!!! (Or at least a Much bigger one)

1. Told ya I might have a little gas!!!

2. I hear a cow bell! … Earl’s about to tell us about his liver!

… Yep, I can see that working!

Talkin’ bout my operation… —The Who

Looks like he got a little blowback on the survey.

HINT: those sturdy plastic jugs that you mix up the vile colonoscopy concoction in make great water jugs for camping.

The bottom line is these skid marks could have led to an even worse accident!

The prep is the worse, you’re asleep during the procedure, and mt insurance pays the bill. – So the prep is the only thing I suffer through.

Caption 2: Now he’ll develop bell’s palsy.

Caption 1: Void if removed.

Why does the doctor in Panel 2 carry Christmas lights around in his smock?

Small: Looks like the Doctor got caught in the exhaust.

In Canada your only worries about the procedure would how much Uber or Lyft would cost if you went by yourself or did not have someone to pick you up after.

Needs more cowbell!

What can brown do for you?

It ain’t over ‘till the fat man sings about healthcare.

someday they’ll get to the bottom of that concern…

BIG: Love this one; “More cow bell!”