The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 20, 2024

On Earth.

I don’t think he actually has much of a life.

On Earth.

, I suggest you delete one of these. Just hit the little red garbage can at the right of it.

$1.29 each? Directly from New Zealand where they originate?

all politics are local

As long as they’re not road apples, who cares?

Does your dog bite?

An apple a say keeps Veeblefester away Brutus, Best get a bagful buddy.

Locally meaning in an 100 mile radius….LOL

Fruit is sky high, and a red pepper is 2.30 each, a dollar for one orange or apple. ☹️

Brutus only buys local…

I like Galas and only pay $1.40 per pound.

well, that answered that question…

Locally! Geeze!

They’re always local to somewhere.

Don’t you just love cheerful customer service Brutus ?

$1.29 for one apple? That’s outrageous, Brutus!

My favorite apples are Jonathons but I can’t find any. So, I tried the Honey crisp – my new favorite.

Smart man Brutus. Shop local and don’t eat the apples Mother Gargle offers you.

Her response is correct. Gala apples aren’t grown everywhere. Washington and New York are two states where they a grown.

I’m also locally grown NC. Love apples. Gala, Envy (3rd fav), Red Delicious, Opal (my fav), Pink Lady (2nd fav) Honey Gold, McIntosh, Honey Gold and Honey Crisp. Got two apple trees (canning green apples – forgot names) that wife always made apple sauce and apple jelly from. Opal apples were her favorite also. Tomorrow, Mar 21 will mark one year she passed on to Heaven. Life has not been the same. Lord bless all. Local Bee Honey is best for you. Helps with allergies and immune system. Esp pollen. Fact. Brutus reminds me of my home town as a lad. 76 people then and about 119 now. A boom town indeed. Pure Country hayseed. But honest man like his Unc Ted.

nicely played

Brutus poses a difficult question to a non apple picker who in turn tosses a neat replyto him…….

Brutus meets a kindred spirit!

Yep. They’re local. All our apples are grown on planet Earth.

they are all locally grown

had to look up Gala apples

OK let’s try this a different way, do you know where these apples come from, and don’t say the box Ms Snarky.

Everyone thinks they are a comedian and poor Brutus is the butt of their joke.

we’re about to go out and pick up some apples grown locally in the next town over on our way back from the home center there. wish they grew more blueberries and not as many cherries, but you can’t have everything… ☺

She has no idea and will probably reply with wherever he says.