The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 23, 2024

I bet those preservatives are better than any of the things that lunch spot you frequent serves up.

George Burns’ gags are still going.

It can’t be worse than what Gladys cooks for you.

I’m less concerned with any preservatives than I am the amount of carbs.

People eating frozen preserved foods die younger but well preserved.

Uncle Ted has a point.;-D

Some pizza chains offer some great carry out deals. In fact is offering 50% off on the regular price until Sunday if you book on-line.

Those little Totino pizzas are pretty good.

Amen

Uncle Ted is planning to preserve his body for science.

The preservatives are bad enough, but it’s all the salt packed into it as well.

Good one, Uncle Ted.

maybe you should add a tasty soda to go with it. :g

I’m getting to to a point where I’ve had enough pizza for one lifetime. It no longer appeals to me.

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I will take the preservatives, too. I turned 76 yesterday. Have a great weekend my friends.

I’m with Uncle Ted! LOL!☺️

Got to watch out for some ingredients you can’t even pronounce ! ☹️

Uncle Ted is the Village Pizza Preservation Society…

There is a point when one doesn’t care about preservatives in food. I’ve made it this far, so just get that oven going. Yo, Uncle Ted. If you want to split it, I’ll come over and bring the beer……

The guys name is Uncleted? Doesn’t he mean uncleated?

Good one Uncle Ted! Uncle Ted obviously ate well and took care of himself his whole life to reach the age he’s at now in good shape. He’s won – he can enjoy the fruits of his efforts. Or the carbs!

As I’ve mentioned earlier in another strip, pizza is on my list to eat once I’ve been given my 4 chewing teeth partial from the dentist. I just hope these things work.

Attaboy Uncle Ted……

You really don’t want to know all the bad stuff that comes in processed food!

Brutus, you could use some preservatives.

The best place to get pizza from, is one where very one who works there speaks Italian to each other. I now make my own from scratch (it is easy, but the dough needs to rise in the refrigerator over night) and it’s as good as the best I have tasted.

HA!!

Uncle Ted is walking on the wild side today!

Hear, hear! I’m with Uncle Ted!!!

all the preserving i can get is why i make sure to have blueberry preserves in my breakfast yoghurt… ☺

There is a bottom line here, that so many people seem to forget… as soon as we are born, we begin the hopefully, slow descent to death. NOBODY escapes it, including these people that eat nothing but natural foods, and avoid everything considered “bad.” The old expression, “Moderation in all things” should include moderation! Don’t go nutso with the less-than-healthy foods, but, don’t deprive yourself of everything.

You’re making me hungry. Pizza Pizza taste great… wish I had some.. can’t wait. (Kool Aid Song LOL)