AKA Ditch the evil green mermaid day
That was because she catfished him. She’s actually a 35 yr old manatee from Tallahassee…
At least she didn’t already trade in her voice for a pair of legs.
If you love her you have to let her go.
Catch and release. Catch and realise.
Had my heart set on the Catch of the Day…
Something smells a little fishy around here.
Where do mermaids get their bras?
Daryl Hannah walking towards the Statue of Liberty. Nice…uh fish out of water story that was.
She wanted pre-nups.
Not enough fish to fry, not enough woman to love.
On a scale of 1-10, you’re a ten in my book, but do you realize, , if I keep you, I’ll be ridiculed merciless and my wife won’t understand….besides it throwback Friday…
Just a quick swim up the Amazon.
Do NOT throw her back!
That’n is goin’ on the wall!
Makes sense. She’ll probably dry up on dry land.
A selkie would be grateful.
She was just tuna much for him to handle.
That’s odd; in most of the stories about mermaids, the sailors who find them are immediately hooked.
He better hurry … I hear Sirens …!!!
Catch and release.
Catchy!
lent is over, he’s done with Fish Fridays. He’s got an udder date with a cowgirl.
he was looking for more of a mercook than a mermaid…
I thought the expression was “Throwback Thursday.”
C 10 months ago
AKA Ditch the evil green mermaid day
Digital Frog 10 months ago
That was because she catfished him. She’s actually a 35 yr old manatee from Tallahassee…
Sue Ellen 10 months ago
At least she didn’t already trade in her voice for a pair of legs.
Doug K 10 months ago
If you love her you have to let her go.
Imagine 10 months ago
Catch and release. Catch and realise.
Surreal enough for ya yet? 10 months ago
Had my heart set on the Catch of the Day…
The Duke 10 months ago
Something smells a little fishy around here.
Lotus 10 months ago
Where do mermaids get their bras?
WDDIM 10 months ago
Daryl Hannah walking towards the Statue of Liberty. Nice…uh fish out of water story that was.
backyardcowboy 10 months ago
She wanted pre-nups.
ArtyD2 Premium Member 10 months ago
Not enough fish to fry, not enough woman to love.
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
On a scale of 1-10, you’re a ten in my book, but do you realize, , if I keep you, I’ll be ridiculed merciless and my wife won’t understand….besides it throwback Friday…
ploppity plopPeabody N. Sherman 10 months ago
Just a quick swim up the Amazon.
Dobie Premium Member 10 months ago
Do NOT throw her back!
That’n is goin’ on the wall!
ladykat 10 months ago
Makes sense. She’ll probably dry up on dry land.
Stephen Gilberg 10 months ago
A selkie would be grateful.
Brilliant_Birdie 10 months ago
She was just tuna much for him to handle.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 10 months ago
That’s odd; in most of the stories about mermaids, the sailors who find them are immediately hooked.
Howard'sMyHero 10 months ago
He better hurry … I hear Sirens …!!!
Shikamoo Premium Member 10 months ago
Catch and release.
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 10 months ago
Catchy!
dbrucepm 10 months ago
lent is over, he’s done with Fish Fridays. He’s got an udder date with a cowgirl.
gopher gofer 10 months ago
he was looking for more of a mercook than a mermaid…
Chris Sherlock 10 months ago
I thought the expression was “Throwback Thursday.”