The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for April 03, 2024

I’ve never quite understood the desire for pickups. It’s an American thing. Of course for people in construction, yard maintenance, etc. it’s sensible work vehicle, but all those urban ones. Increasingly they’re bases for campers and trailers which are now people’s homes.

Plus, it’ll carry all the packages that Loretta gets at the mall.

A purse would be less expensive.

It suits his purse-inality..

The suburban pickup owner is haulin’ air.

I have a Honda Civic. For the odd time I need to haul something I rent a pickup at Lowes for $20. But then I don’t feel the need to have a giant diesel pickup covered in flags of my favorite political candidate. Compensating for anything?

Don’t say that to a truck driver ＼（〇_ｏ）／

It’s considered a sign of a man’s virility, but it’s usually just an empty bed…

Around here, pickups are sometimes used to bully everyone else. I don’t refer to the slow, inept drivers. They are not picky as to whom they bully. I just try to stay out of the way.

Leroy should get a truck .

Haha! (＾▽＾)