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A test of fortitude is to actually read the entirety of a Faulkner novel. Man, reading that guyâs long winded form of prose is like watching paint dry on a wall. Diametrically opposite of other writers like Hemingway whose work seemed rather âquickâ to read such as The Sun Also Rises or Vonnegut (Breakfast of Champions, God Bless You Mr Rosewater).
Yes Sally, reading is important. Just think, for people that never learned to read English, todayâs Peanuts column would just show a blond haired girl holding a white sheet of paper. They would not get the hidden joke behind it!
One of the more modern jokes is you donât want Steven King to hate you. I think there was a Far Side where ??? was having a bad day then he rear-ends SK.
NoâŚâŚ.No I DonâT!!!! That is why I read War & Peace Sally!!!!!
Well actually I read War and Peace in high school because one semester in English class our assignment was to read 1500 pages of book(s) and do reports on the books we read. War and Peace from the school library was 1612 pages long. Took me two weeks to read, one weekend to write the book report for which I got and A and I was done in English class for that semester.
knutdl 11 months ago
Why read? Watch the 1956 epic historical drama film âWar and Peaceâ based on Leo Tolstoyâs 1869 novel of the same name.
mccollunsky 11 months ago
Anything but that, Sally!
Wilde Bill 11 months ago
I donât even care if John Steinbeck hates me.
Argythree 11 months ago
Apparently, Leo Tolstoy really did hate someone â William ShakespeareâŚ
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 11 months ago
I slogged my way through one summer. My tan was fantastic!
Hazelnut King 11 months ago
Whatâs your favourite book, everyone? Mine is The Adventures of Pinocchio (1883) by Carlo Collodi.
hariseldon59 11 months ago
Sally doesnât realize that heâs been dead since 1910.
Mediatech 11 months ago
I have read the book, and seen the film. Leo and I are good.
constantine48 11 months ago
Leo Tolstoy should mind his own business.
Macushlalondra 11 months ago
Heâll just have to hate me then. Iâm an avid reader but I will never read âWar and Peace.â
TampaFanatic1 11 months ago
A test of fortitude is to actually read the entirety of a Faulkner novel. Man, reading that guyâs long winded form of prose is like watching paint dry on a wall. Diametrically opposite of other writers like Hemingway whose work seemed rather âquickâ to read such as The Sun Also Rises or Vonnegut (Breakfast of Champions, God Bless You Mr Rosewater).
Robert Nowall Premium Member 11 months ago
Last time I tried, I got a third in before other books called. Better than I did when I was a kidâŚmade it a few pages in and put it down.
GerryRoss 11 months ago
Iâm reading Lester Del Reyâs DAY OF THE GIANTS right now, so Leo must be getting ready to heckle me big time.
Kornfield Kounty 11 months ago
Yuri Testikov: War and Peace ⌠how about War â What Is It Good For?
Fetzee 11 months ago
Reading War and Peace currently
gantech 11 months ago
At least it wasnât DostoevskyâŚI would never want to be hated by someone whose name I canât spell or pronounce.
Darryl Heine 11 months ago
Remember when Snoopy read âWar and Peaceâ in one word a day mode?
robcarroll1213 11 months ago
Leo Tolstoyâs last words were, âDonât hate me for hating you.â
dcdete. 11 months ago
Yes Sally, reading is important. Just think, for people that never learned to read English, todayâs Peanuts column would just show a blond haired girl holding a white sheet of paper. They would not get the hidden joke behind it!
Decepticomic 11 months ago
Depends. Was he racist?
Ellis97 11 months ago
You know, Sally, your big brother read War and Peace all by himself in a matter of days one time.
preacherman Premium Member 11 months ago
Worse yet, the ghost of Leo Tolstoy. Though I prefer to watch one of the two versions of the movie âWar and Peaceâ.
Neo Stryder 11 months ago
I have more serious worries than him.
joe piglet Premium Member 11 months ago
One of the more modern jokes is you donât want Steven King to hate you. I think there was a Far Side where ??? was having a bad day then he rear-ends SK.
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) 11 months ago
Leo will just have to get in line.
Amra Leo 11 months ago
Sheâs got a pointâŚ
I'm Sad 11 months ago
What kind of books do people of today read? âšď¸
ladykat Premium Member 11 months ago
Heâs dead. I donât think he cares.
Daltongang Premium Member 11 months ago
NoâŚâŚ.No I DonâT!!!! That is why I read War & Peace Sally!!!!!
Well actually I read War and Peace in high school because one semester in English class our assignment was to read 1500 pages of book(s) and do reports on the books we read. War and Peace from the school library was 1612 pages long. Took me two weeks to read, one weekend to write the book report for which I got and A and I was done in English class for that semester.
nednewbie 11 months ago
Iâd rather read The Brothers Karamazov than that doorstop of book :-DJust kidding. I donât intend to read The Brothers also ;-)
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 11 months ago
I wouldnât mind being hated by Harold Robbins and Sidney Sheldon
oakie817 11 months ago
i read War and Peace in 5th gradeâŚreally liked it, and it wasnât an assignment
Charlie Tuba 11 months ago
If you didnât read then you would be the subject of Fyodor Dostoevskyâs work (The Idiot).
Charlie Tuba 11 months ago
I remember when Snoopy was reading War and Peace one word a day.
tvstevie 11 months ago
I couldnât care less!
EXCALABUR 11 months ago
Leo is and has been dead for awhile.
eddi-TBH 11 months ago
Reading the classics can be a big disappointment.
anncorr339 11 months ago
Who cares if Leo tolstoy hates me
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 11 months ago
Snoopy read a Russian story called THE NOSE and still has nightmares about it