1 and Done by Eric Scott for March 19, 2024

Misses God resurrects leftovers again.

That explains soooooo much.

Which reminds me. Gotta feed the pack/clowder. Back in 30.

“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.”

― Calvin Trillin

Explains the Old Testament, maybe.

Hope you cooked some taters and dogs….

Who’s a good God? Who’s a good boy. Is God ready for his supper? Come on God, come on boy, come eat.

“Loaves and fishes, again!!”

What’s a God gotta do to get a little burnt offering over here?!?

He’s getting tired of this. She burns everything and then expects him to get by on just the aroma.

So remember kids, before you pray, fix the big guy a little snack.

These better be some darn cheerful loaves and fishes.

Is that a Hangry Man Dinner? Or in the image of a Hangry Man Dinner, I should say.

Rub-a-dub-dib,

Thanks for the grub,

Yeah God!

Thou shalt have no meal or snack before me.

If he doesn’t like it, he throws it out the window. Few people know this is where meteorites come from.