Bliss by Harry Bliss for April 01, 2024

Once the shredders are working, they’ll forget about you. Just ask Rudolph.

Mittens better get a firm long-term contract for “Premium Cat Food”…….and “Premium Bedding”!

Hope those claws are sharp :-)

Burn your documents in your home fireplace. That always works.

Mittens: code name Ollie North.

Just tape them to the side of the couch.

Love the expression on Mittens face!!!

My cat Tabby has mittens — an extra thumb on each of her front legs. The claws on those thumbs don’t retract like the others, makes playing with her extra special.

Good job for a cat.

A cat in need, is happy indeed.

I don’t do this for free….how many treats will you give me? I’ll do a puuuuurfect job!

Don’t you worry, Mittens will always find other things to shred.

Claws you can mittens!

♬Mittens the sharp-clawed feline, had a very deadly claw…

I just watched the Steve Martin documentary on Apple. Steve Martin tells the story of his career — through cartoons drawn by Harry Bliss. When watching it, I kept thinking that the cartoons looked familiar. The Book is called “Number One is Walking”. They’ve also collaborated on other published cartoons with Harry drawing them and Steve providing the punchline and another book called, “A Wealth of Pigeons.”

I just knew that this day was gonna happen and am l ready….

“Mittens” should have mittens.

Biting and clawing. Could it get any better? Our cat likes kleenex and Serena & Lily catalogues best.

Now that looks like one happy kitty. Thanks for the laugh.

Trouble is, cats don’t shred on command. They shred when the mood seizes them, and preferably regarding something hard to replace.

Send me in, coach!