Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 01, 2024

Why ever on God’s green Earth would I want to get used to them??

It’s not the timber, it’s the sore dust.

If they’re made correctly, they’re quite comfortable. Honest.

Clog on!

Nothing worse than a hair clog.

Keepin’ on with the Klompen. Then…Stroopwafel with Coffee!

It’ll be Gouda.

Maybe if he would just pay instead of always wanting to go Dutch.

Oy!

Can someone please explain the hair part of this one? I know what hair of the dog means but I don’t know the reference to hair in this one.

From the Obscure Netherlands Humor file

If he just tosses them into the gears of the windmill in the background, he could “clog” up the works in an act of "Sabot"age.

Yeah, don’t Sabo-tage yourself.

looks like he needs to take birkenstock of his situation…

Those shoes may be oak -ay with you, but maple not with me.