F Minus by Tony Carrillo for April 01, 2024

You had delusions of being a Bond villain, perhaps?

He was too cute to resist.

When it, um, goes for your leg, let it finish.

Perhaps it’s a great way to meet girls?

I was just snuffing out a short one and this came…IT’S killing me. Now I want one!

Maybe it will be worth it just to hear it roar. :D :D :D

Best guard dog, ever!! Just difficult to feed is all….

I put up a chain link fence when we had a St Bernard that kept her in the yard just fine

I have a feeling it might not be enough for the triceratops

I do like the size as long as it didn’t get bigger

Clean up might be a chore

At least you had the sense to select a herbivore, so you won’t have any of those “murderous rampage” episodes that seem to come up.

Didn’t Gumby have a pet triceratops, or was that just a one-off?

I’ll take it…to feed to my cloned T-Rex!

A great conversation piece.

Wouldn’t want to be on yard cleanup duty…

Prudent to avoid the stegasaurus (sp?) and its Thagomiser.

How could anything ever go wrong with having a cloned dinosaur?

Open the door! Get on the floor! Everybody! Do the Dinosaur!

Was (not was)

He should name him “Uncle Beazley” from The Enormous Egg.

At midnight in the museum hall

The fossils gathered for a ball

There were no drums or saxophones,

But just the clatter of their bones,

A rolling, rattling, carefree circus

Of mammoth polkas and mazurkas.

Pterodactyls and brontosauruses

Sang ghostly prehistoric choruses.

Amid the mastodontic wassail

I caught the eye of one small fossil.

“Cheer up, sad world,” he said, and winked-

“It’s kind of fun to be extinct.”

Because I thought having a live, self-propelled mini-bulldozer around the house would be a good idea?

Because they are do darn cute and they are vegetarian….

You brought a supply of eXtra Large lawn bags, right? Please pick up after your three ton critter.

Adorable woman, adorable triceratops.

I sure want one.

they’re so cuddly when they’re little…

At least it’s a plant-eater…