Free Range by Bill Whitehead for April 02, 2024

The brain on plain, drips mainly down the “drain”.

Headlights?

OMG…

- Yes, it will affect the tests.

He’s drawn exactly like….

They thinks he doth not protest enough.

Do they prep him like they do for a colonoscopy?

He looks like he may not be entirely clear on the concept, or any concept for that matter.

That would be me

That’s what you get for abducting someone from GEORGIA!

Stop shopping in San Francisco.

time for a prostate exam anyway…(but that still doesn’t explain the smile!)

Some people are just TOO alien for the aliens.

A former colleague once shared a story which he heard from his (female) dentist. Said dentist once had a patient who had asked her if she could rip one or two of his teeth out without any sedation but with her (the dentist) wearing a black Klepper coat and nothing underneath. The dentist refused to do him the favor.

There’s a high probeability he’ll like it.

Well, based on my recent dating experience…..nowadays there are a lot of people into some REALLY kinky sh!t. Looks like these guys got one of them.

What’s another word for happy that you can’t say anymore? I think you got one.