FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 27, 2024

How about my precisely set nose warts.

Next up, pictures of Jason lifting weights.

… and then to post it online.

I wonder how much she paid for it, ’cause you can get photo editing software for free now.

I have Photoshop. I use it to restore old family photographs.

Now AI is supposedly able to do that. It works well if you want grandpa turning out to look like a cartoon character such as Elmer Fudd.

Missed opportunity. People make a ton of money improving pictures. He could rake in his siblings’ allowances with those skills.

If I were Paige, I’d beat the crap out of him for that one

In high school I played Serpent in Twain’s Diary Of Adam And Eve. Wore black pants and turtle neck, slicked my hair back, and put on pale make-up with red lipstick and green metallic diamonds around my eyes.

The one pic of me thus has red-eye – perfect!

Red eyes in the flashes of digital cameras is pretty much a thing of the past with modern phones either not using a flash and resorting to low-light modes or using machine learning/AI to fix it after the picture was taken.

Hopefully Jason will never get to play with Apple Intelligence.

I’m sorry, I mean iFruit Intelligence.

Gee, Roger, maybe do something about the little twerp’s bullying, instead of just rolling your eyes.

“And a slight suggestion of horns on the head”

I can’t stand that kid.

She’ll be a fire breathing dragon when she discovers this.