Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 01, 2024

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 3 months ago

    To see the original 1952 art and text, click on the “LIFE WITH LIP” button on this page. Once you’re on the blog, just click the “comments” link below today’s comic. No fooling!

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    eromlig  3 months ago

    I love making women laugh. I just wish they wouldn’t point…

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    gduncan58  3 months ago

    It’s bad enough if they laugh, but must they point while doing so?

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    The joke’s on him.

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    Jayalexander  3 months ago

    After they stop wretching.

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    boniface22  3 months ago

    You know, that might just work.

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    PraiseofFolly  3 months ago

    “You could start by pretending you’re a dancer with grace

    You wiggle ‘till they’re giggling all over the place

    And then you get a great big custard pie in the face

    Make ’em laugh, make ’em laugh, make ’em laugh”

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    JoeStoppinghem Premium Member 3 months ago

    Great, now I’m having flashbacks.

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    wrloftis  3 months ago

    “Greg, honey, is it always this small?”

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    Me_  3 months ago

    Sounds like he has a tiny weeny little pickle

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    phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago

    Then she said: “I love a man with a sense of humor. Can you introduce me to one?”

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member 3 months ago

    “I was just in the pool!”

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    Ivan the Terrible   3 months ago

    He who laughs last, laughs best!

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    mokspr Premium Member 3 months ago

    It’s not what you think folks, he’s has permanent depiliation and a tattoo of the top half of Pinocchio’s face down there.

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    Bill The Nuke  3 months ago

    Her: Who do you expect to please with that little thing?Him: ME!

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    Another Take  3 months ago

    GUY: Pot always makes me sleepy…

    GAL: I guess I shouldn’t have bothered taking that benzedrine then…

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    This guys must be a real smuck to admit to his “short” comings!

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    ChessPirate  3 months ago

    “Is it in yet?” ⤵️

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    nednewbie  3 months ago

    Yeah, that’s me. I’m a regular comedian. Everytime I take off my pants, the ladies always point and laugh. Maybe I ought to take my act to the road :-D

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    oakie817  3 months ago

    hey! that’s my line!

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    davewhamond creator 3 months ago

    She always wanted a man who could make her laugh. Just not in the way she wanted.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Hmmm, an honest sex partner or not? To find out she must see him naked!

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    Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago

    Beats sobbing!

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    David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction  3 months ago

    Well at least women don’t gouge their eyes out after looking at you. Must be nice.

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    It’s all in the way you do it. :)

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    lawguy05  3 months ago

    Poor guy.

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    WaltWenger Premium Member 3 months ago

    I was expecting a joke, and I get the saddest story ever told.

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    MartinPerry1  3 months ago

    Looks like a lesbian is about to be created.

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    it’s great that he’s spreading smiles…

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    paullp Premium Member 3 months ago

    Not among the top come ons I’ve ever heard. He ain’t gettin’ any.

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    Some women will laugh at any little thing….

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    pat sandy creator 3 months ago

    he’s honest…!

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    SofaKing  3 months ago

    “If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.” Marilyn Monroe. I don’t agree with the “make her” part, but for us average guys of average means and average endowment, being able to make a woman laugh beats a Ferrari every time.

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