Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 01, 2024

I love making women laugh. I just wish they wouldn’t point…

It’s bad enough if they laugh, but must they point while doing so?

The joke’s on him.

After they stop wretching.

You know, that might just work.

“You could start by pretending you’re a dancer with grace

You wiggle ‘till they’re giggling all over the place

And then you get a great big custard pie in the face

Make ’em laugh, make ’em laugh, make ’em laugh”

Great, now I’m having flashbacks.

“Greg, honey, is it always this small?”

Sounds like he has a tiny weeny little pickle

Then she said: “I love a man with a sense of humor. Can you introduce me to one?”

“I was just in the pool!”

He who laughs last, laughs best!

It’s not what you think folks, he’s has permanent depiliation and a tattoo of the top half of Pinocchio’s face down there.

Her: Who do you expect to please with that little thing?Him: ME!

GUY: Pot always makes me sleepy…

GAL: I guess I shouldn’t have bothered taking that benzedrine then…

This guys must be a real smuck to admit to his “short” comings!

“Is it in yet?” ⤵️

Yeah, that’s me. I’m a regular comedian. Everytime I take off my pants, the ladies always point and laugh. Maybe I ought to take my act to the road :-D

hey! that’s my line!

She always wanted a man who could make her laugh. Just not in the way she wanted.

Hmmm, an honest sex partner or not? To find out she must see him naked!

Beats sobbing!

Well at least women don’t gouge their eyes out after looking at you. Must be nice.

It’s all in the way you do it. :)

Poor guy.

I was expecting a joke, and I get the saddest story ever told.

Looks like a lesbian is about to be created.

it’s great that he’s spreading smiles…

Not among the top come ons I’ve ever heard. He ain’t gettin’ any.

Some women will laugh at any little thing….

he’s honest…!

“If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.” Marilyn Monroe. I don’t agree with the “make her” part, but for us average guys of average means and average endowment, being able to make a woman laugh beats a Ferrari every time.