Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 17, 2024

Not enough stuffing of the “ballet” box.

Tutu much information

Those aren’t tutus, they’re at least fourfours.

You think you can just waltz right out of here.

I’m pretty sure I said 2×2′s.

222 in a tutu!

You put your left foot and put your left foot out. You put your left foot in and you shake it all about You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. That’s what it’s all about. Prison escape made easy.

…aaaaaand Plié.

The rustle of tulle in the night will give you away. FWIW- Pointe shoes can be really noisy on hardwood floors.

Looks like a real drag (show.)

It’s just tutu much.

he’s dancing in the dark…

Pirouette and Jeté.

You tutu aren’t going to make it.

And remember, don’t do anything that might attract attention.

He’s right en pointe. :)

This could be their swan song.

This is all pas de deux plan.

I’m sure he won’t recognize you in those outfits.

They were performing an échappe. (escape, to a balletomane)

Two tutu’s! It looks like the Gear brothers eight a huge sum.

No problem. The wardens a sucker for the Nutcracker Suite. You dance like a Sugar Plum Faerie and I’ll kick him in the nuts.

Okay, first position…