Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 28, 2024

“Battleship Down.”

For less than they need.

A few days later they found his body—under an avalanche of paperwork, of course.

Bring me a shredder, I’ll have this done in no time!

From my understanding of the job market in many areas of the country, ‘’Showing Up’’ is the only qualification needed.

….and work more than 24 hours a day…

My uncle, who worked for a large corporation told me that the way he survived in his office for so long, was to keep transferring the papers from the in-tray to the out-tray, go get a cup of coffee and, when he returned, reverse the process. I don’t know if any actual work was accomplished!

watch out for paper cuts…

Sure fits my first job out t of engineering school. Keeping up with the problems at a 24/7 hot glass operation really teaches prioritizing and how to say no.

Whatever happened to MicroSquash’s take on the “paperless office “…?

Those are pretty hefty inboxes.

and mistakenly set themselves out on purpose… :D

Obviously…………?

There’s no room at the “In”.

Awesome! I guess I found a job, then!

I think this would be a good fit. As luck would have it, I can’t handle very much.

Ooooo, building a fort on your desk! Looks like fun!

I’d be willing to help them do that.

….and deal with all the “in” between!

I’m sure filling out HR’s employment application will provide more than enough evidence just how far over my head I’m willing to get.