From Not Always Right: Grandma’s Happiness Has Gone To The Dogs
A woman with a seeing-eye dog gets in line at the fast food place where I work. An older woman and her granddaughter are in line ahead of her.
Customer’s Granddaughter: “Grandma, look! A doggie!”
Customer: “Ugh! That’s terrible!” Pointing at me “You! Call a manager! Someone has bought their dog into the restaurant!”
Me: “That’s a service animal, ma’am. They’re allowed in here.”
Customer With The Dog: “This is a working animal, ma’am. He’s here to help me.”
Customer: “That is not a working animal!”
Customer With The Dog: “And how would you know?”
Customer: “He is not working! He looks too happy!”
Customer With The Dog: “That… makes no sense. He’s working, and he’s allowed to be here by law, regardless of how happy you think he looks.”
Customer: “Hmph! Well, I don’t look that happy at work!”
Customer’s Granddaughter: With childlike innocence “Grandma, you don’t look happy anywhere!”
I’m glad I wasn’t on my break as I would have spat out my coffee!
NOT my story
Grandma’s a crank!
Good job, Rover. Cheered Red, and me, right up!
The escaping gas from Zeke’s @ss put Reuben on the grass.
Sometimes it helps a little to hear about someone else who had a bad day – perhaps even had a worse day than you.
Rover is selfless! GOOD BOY Dogs love us more than they love themselves .
Rover’s got a million of ‘em! He’ll be here all week…
The image of Reuben toppling off of Zeke’s head made me laugh!
Good boy, Rover.
I think we have a winner.
That brought a laugh out of Red in last panel . Rover had good Friday .
That cheered Red up! Good boy, Rover!
well that put him in a better mood. :J
Put Reuben’s @ss on the grass
Well, Rover, you certainly improved Red’s mood in a hurry!
That’s what friends are for
There is noting like a good FART joke to brighten the day of a 10 year old boy.
LOL… that little Chihuahua sitting on the big dog’s head is so funny.
Good job Rover ….. got Red out of his slump ….. ;)
Awww – poor Reuben
Rover just cured a gloomy day.
…..later maybe…….ripping with wisdom!!!!!
November 20, 2013
Yakety Sax 10 months ago
From Not Always Right: Grandma’s Happiness Has Gone To The Dogs
A woman with a seeing-eye dog gets in line at the fast food place where I work. An older woman and her granddaughter are in line ahead of her.
Customer’s Granddaughter: “Grandma, look! A doggie!”
Customer: “Ugh! That’s terrible!” Pointing at me “You! Call a manager! Someone has bought their dog into the restaurant!”
Me: “That’s a service animal, ma’am. They’re allowed in here.”
Customer With The Dog: “This is a working animal, ma’am. He’s here to help me.”
Customer: “That is not a working animal!”
Customer With The Dog: “And how would you know?”
Customer: “He is not working! He looks too happy!”
Customer With The Dog: “That… makes no sense. He’s working, and he’s allowed to be here by law, regardless of how happy you think he looks.”
Customer: “Hmph! Well, I don’t look that happy at work!”
Customer’s Granddaughter: With childlike innocence “Grandma, you don’t look happy anywhere!”
I’m glad I wasn’t on my break as I would have spat out my coffee!
NOT my story
Macushlalondra 10 months ago
Grandma’s a crank!
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member 10 months ago
Good job, Rover. Cheered Red, and me, right up!
Calvinist1966 10 months ago
The escaping gas from Zeke’s @ss put Reuben on the grass.
Doug K 10 months ago
Sometimes it helps a little to hear about someone else who had a bad day – perhaps even had a worse day than you.
robertdkrebs Premium Member 10 months ago
Rover is selfless! GOOD BOY Dogs love us more than they love themselves .
Catfeet Premium Member 10 months ago
Rover’s got a million of ‘em! He’ll be here all week…
my3dogsons 10 months ago
The image of Reuben toppling off of Zeke’s head made me laugh!
gokar n t fa 10 months ago
Good boy, Rover.
The Orange Mailman 10 months ago
I think we have a winner.
flemmingo 10 months ago
That brought a laugh out of Red in last panel . Rover had good Friday .
Shikamoo Premium Member 10 months ago
That cheered Red up! Good boy, Rover!
Chris 10 months ago
well that put him in a better mood. :J
MrTerry1946 10 months ago
Put Reuben’s @ss on the grass
ladykat Premium Member 10 months ago
Well, Rover, you certainly improved Red’s mood in a hurry!
ilovecomics*infinity 10 months ago
That’s what friends are for
Daltongang Premium Member 10 months ago
There is noting like a good FART joke to brighten the day of a 10 year old boy.
g04922 10 months ago
LOL… that little Chihuahua sitting on the big dog’s head is so funny.
bwswolf 10 months ago
Good job Rover ….. got Red out of his slump ….. ;)
mymontana 10 months ago
Awww – poor Reuben
eddi-TBH 10 months ago
Rover just cured a gloomy day.
rockyridge1977 10 months ago
…..later maybe…….ripping with wisdom!!!!!