Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 29, 2024

Another groom learns he is nothing more than an accessory for the bride on HER big day!

Congratulations, JJ! You’ve lost your daughter for good!!

She’s actually going to marry this loser?

Easy, I see creators do a 40 second skit and have 70 million followers and likes on Tictac. The money they make! I wish I had a skit!

Quicktime! Lol! I nearly forgot that ancient format ever existed. Such a pain encoding two different videos just to handle the 10,000 or so people who had a Mac back then, just to view a simple video. Thank god that its universal now. No more “Codec not found” “Download Quicktime now” messages.

Any chance of hiring an actor to play the groom? You got to worry about him hitting on a bridesmaid during the ceremony.

Most guys are grateful to not be involved in the planning. Just tell him where to stand, and he’s good.

Her problem is the same as actual influencers on social media, I’m so impressed!

Maybe call it a Wedcast?

“Real Video” Whatever happened to …?

Call Rent-A-Groom and get a decent looking male to take the place of that loser that everyone wants to know what you see in that good for nothing bum anyway.

Market it as a comedy. Use the phrase “train wreck in real time.”

JJ has a fan base?

Early, early days of streaming stuff online.

Don’t worry, J.J., most of your “Fan Base” is lying on the floor in a pool of their own spittle… ☺

I seriously doubt the groom wants to be involved, except for the part about ‘legally married’ in case of break-up. Assets to be argued over…

And after the wedding, they’ll move to Green Acres

A catchy title always helps: “Losers get Knotted”.

Zeke’s only contribution would be to show up. He has nothing else to offer anyway.

The groom just needs to show up, hit his mark and remember his lines. Want to bet Zeke blows all three?