Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 10, 2024

Like paying $29.95 to watch a car crash.

4th panel, the bride’s theatrical license

I think everybody is a little high, I’d have paid $30 for the giggle

Because her “sting” is far bigger than her brain!

If she’s the queen bee, Zeke’s definitely a drone…

I guess it’s because she’s the bride-to-bee?

To Bee or Not To Bee!

I’d have paid $29.95 to watch my ex get remarried.

Especially when my old minister was introducing the two families in the opening prayer. She accidentally called my ex’s family my last name.

Another nice thing about watching an ex get remarried: once she remarries she can’t re-file for additional alimony.

Another nice thing about watching an ex get remarried: Hey, she’s YOUR problem now, dude!

I have to assume that Zeke is extremely good at one particular activity as he sure as heck ain’t good at anything else!

It’s actually very bee-coming.

The Praying Mantis costume was already rented….

“We crave a different kind of buzz

Let me be your ruler (Ruler)

You can call me queen bee

And baby, I’ll rule (I’ll rule, I’ll rule, I’ll rule)

Let me live that fantasy" -Lorde

Does anybody ACTUALLY object when somebody asks that question in real life? It’s a big country—-maybe it happened

FUTURE STRIP FODDER

Attending Vladimir Putin’s recent 5th term Inaugeral as Russia’s Grand Poobah was he-man actor Steven Seagal.

Why has this man’s “new friends” received so little publicity?

Is it me, or does Mike look younger than he has in the recent past?

I’m assuming that’s Joanie and Alex objecting?

There were two outcries that were purposely ignored.

It would be briefer to hear who DOESN’T know reasons these two should not be joined together.

In real life, that line about “Speak now or …” is rarely used in weddings anymore.

Speak now or forever let the pierogi get cold….

The comments section on the wedding won’t be open until after the ceremony.

it’s in honor of Blind Melon No Rain

Was this before or after Blind Melon?

Doesn’t the Rev actually have to stop the proceedings and listen to the objections? If not, why ask?

Same question I’ve had Kim

My sweetie and I didn’t include that particular line in our ceremony, but when it came time for me to produce my certificate of virginity (attested to by the diligent I. C. Nautiness), we had half a dozen plants in the audience stand up to call it out for the fraud that it was. My gride’s reaction when I hurriedly said “Um, ah, I can explain.”? “Oh, that’s OK, it’s really better this way.” Then, turning to the audience, she added “Ladies, am I right?” and got the biggest laff of the afternoon.

Lordy, we had fun. And we’re gonna renew our vows again in another couple of weeks on our anniversary and have a good time then, too. All this stuff about people spending lots of money and getting all angsty over their wedding ceremonies may work for other folx, but I wouldn’t trade our little carnival ride for anything.

$30 NOT to go to a wedding physically? Sounds like a deal.

She wants to bee pollenated.

She’s wearing a “bee-dazzler” on her head!