Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 09, 2024

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 11 months ago

    Itā€™s a wizardy thingā€¦it was advertised in Wizards Monthly magazine

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    Zykoic  11 months ago

    Bureau of Wizard Sticks

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    Mediatech  11 months ago

    A hip holster would wrinkle his robe.

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    Its just me  11 months ago

    Quicker draw.

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    BigDaveGlass  11 months ago

    I wand-erd where he kept itā€¦ā€¦.

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    Calvinist1966  11 months ago

    Heā€™s the Wizard of the West.

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    markkahler52  11 months ago

    He whips it out like Marshal Dillon on ā€œGinfumes!ā€

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    dbrucepm  11 months ago

    Major Adams doesnā€™t allow any wanderers

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    scote1379 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Does he keep a cold piece?

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    Goat from PBS  11 months ago

    I wonder what Wiz had to get that.

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    bsisler21  11 months ago

    Funny how no-one in this comic has knees.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 11 months ago

    ā€œDid you ever notice on ā€˜Wagon Trainā€™ they just keep wagon trining and never really get anywhere?ā€ ~ Stephen King ā€œStand By Meā€

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    rockyridge1977  11 months ago

    Fastest wand in the west!!!!!!

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    MRC112  11 months ago

    Have you seen the TV remotes that you can get in the shape of a wand. You give it a twirl in certain patterns to get it to do things. Harry Potter wands.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 11 months ago

    ā€œIā€™m sorry, sir. I must confiscate that wand of yours.. You COULD put an eye out with that thing!ā€

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  11 months ago

    Thigh will be done.

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    PoodleGroomer  11 months ago

    That wasnā€™t the only one. The x-ray had them do a cavity search.

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    delennwen  11 months ago

    Well, if I remember right, one of the Weasley twins knew of a wizard who lost a buttock from keeping a wand in his back pocket!

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    blakerl  11 months ago

    Wands are not permitted on the wagon train! Not after the unfortunate incident with the Wizard last year !!!!!

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    David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen  11 months ago

    I always keep my wand near my legā€¦.but on the other side.

    (He said innocently.)

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    daleandkristen  11 months ago

    No room to stow anything in his underpants mainly because he doesnā€™t have any onā€¦..

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    The Gun Doctor  11 months ago

    Have wand; will wander.

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    LONNYMARQUEZ  11 months ago

    still not getting it?

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    M.K.Staffeld  11 months ago

    Always be prepared!

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    eced52  11 months ago

    Like anybody is going to be brave enough to take it from him.

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    tinstar  11 months ago

    Not being able to draw quickly, could spell disaster.

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