Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 09, 2024

It’s a wizardy thing…it was advertised in Wizards Monthly magazine

Bureau of Wizard Sticks

A hip holster would wrinkle his robe.

Quicker draw.

I wand-erd where he kept it…….

He’s the Wizard of the West.

He whips it out like Marshal Dillon on “Ginfumes!”

Major Adams doesn’t allow any wanderers

Does he keep a cold piece?

I wonder what Wiz had to get that.

Funny how no-one in this comic has knees.

Fastest wand in the west!!!!!!

Have you seen the TV remotes that you can get in the shape of a wand. You give it a twirl in certain patterns to get it to do things. Harry Potter wands.

“I’m sorry, sir. I must confiscate that wand of yours.. You COULD put an eye out with that thing!”

Thigh will be done.

That wasn’t the only one. The x-ray had them do a cavity search.

Well, if I remember right, one of the Weasley twins knew of a wizard who lost a buttock from keeping a wand in his back pocket!

Wands are not permitted on the wagon train! Not after the unfortunate incident with the Wizard last year !!!!!

I always keep my wand near my leg….but on the other side.

(He said innocently.)

No room to stow anything in his underpants mainly because he doesn’t have any on…..

Have wand; will wander.

still not getting it?

Always be prepared!

Like anybody is going to be brave enough to take it from him.

Not being able to draw quickly, could spell disaster.