Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 09, 2024

P4 “He could – but it’s not likely! JAJAJAJAJAJAJA!“

No, she’s not seeing anyone. Why do you ask?

P 4: “…. No… I really AM a male…. Why do you ask?…”

Please — not another season with this same player roster. At least bring in a new cast member or two. I’m getting really tired of Flash Gordon; send him back to Mongo.

P3- Level up? Has Hot Rod been doing side jobs working construction?

Just when you think it couldn’t get any stupider

Yeah, sure – - a high school girl who thinks she’s a boy is unequivocally qualified to intelligently answer that question.

Well if the gender confused teenagers thinks he can go pro, it must be a sure thing.

P1.5 “Why did I move here? Because my mom freakin’ made me. Like I had a choice, d”

P2.5 “Mom was going to abort me, but Coach Thorp talked her out of it. She hated his guts. Ironically, my dad cheated on my mom, who is a sl*t, so here we are back in MILFord. What? This isn’t about me? You want to talk about Rod going pro?”

P3.5 “Rod is my friend, business partner and juvie cellmate. Do you know he reads a lot and can dunk?”

P4.5 “No comment.”

This strip peaked with Aimee Mann, now it’s all downhill!!

while some ham n egger is doing rods bio ken burns is looking into doing a film on gil thorp

i think rod has some p diddy in him if you know what i mean

next thing you know sixty minutes will be investigating all lukes tall tales

Vito from Goshen has a new play on the Big Board. Vape-Inc. just put big money on the long, long odds of Rod being Rookie-of-the-year. ToBe bet his lunch money.

Question: How and or why has the male athlete in Milford lost so much athletic ability, a person with female chromosomes, is a three-star athlete for the boys, not just for the team, but for the league?

P 4.5: “… he protected me in juvie… I would have been traded for cigarettes and candy bars if it wasn’t for him…”

P5: “Anyway, do you want to buy a vape or not?”

All this leads up to a career ending injury about a week away from the end of the season.

Remember it’s been harsh for Tobi.

Tobi hijacks the documentary and Rod unfriends him.

P5- “Why does everyone keep staring at my crotch?”

All the transphobes in these comments need to go touch grass.

P 2: Speaking of Tobe’s dad, who is he? Did he ghost Mel the same way Pedro ghosted Peanut?

Rodney tells me all the time what purty lips I have.

The Emmy-winning followup to Lebron’s “The Decision”.

Wait a minute, I though Keri was your best friend? Ooh, she’s not going to be happy when this documentary airs. And speaking of happy, you’ll be happy to know that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is online.

moppedupthorp wordpress com/2024/04/09/pro-prospects/

“That feature could not be found”

Almost. We almost got this strip to go away. I forgot there wasn’t a hyphen.

Leo Atazhoon, Milford Power forward. I was the top scorer until Rodney came out of Juvie. But it’s all good. Coach Thorp? Yeah, he dated my Granny a few times. But she dumped him when Coach Perm showed up.