Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for September 01, 2024

You’ll be amazed at how eating gazpacho can improve your sex life and improve your credit score. The celeb couldn’t believe it and drove his car off a cliff.

I get gazpacho headache.

Unfortunately we can only get Ajo Blanco here.

1 weird trick for drawing Doug

2 weird tricks for making gazpacho taste better

3 ways to time travelling like Percival Dunwoody

4 ways to avoids the KAOS butterfly and stay in CONTROL

5 ways you did not knows How to Draw Doug

6 Times when ghost of James Caan appear with James Caan

7 days of the week you’ll never need to works on if you do this one thing!

8 ways to turn it into infinity

9 secret lifes of cats you was never hears of before

10 ways to waste your time reading clickbaits

I don’t read the vertical ones. Did the good guy win? Did they get back together? Did Lassie tell them about gramma stuck in the well? Did they blow up the terrorists cell? Did they find out who kept poisoning the President’s jelly beans? Did the robot acquire a soul? Did Irving Schwartz graduate? … hey, wait a minute.. what’s he got to do with anything.

The worst is you go thru 32 items and they NEVER explain the initial clickbait item.

Paying one’s bills on time does not necessarily affect or raise one’s credit score… credit card companies tend to consider those who do not carry balances & pay on time as “deadbeats” because they’re not making money on their usurious interest fees. Go figure!

Click here for James Cordon’s new fitness routines.

You can burn fat without exercise by eating less. The hidden secret illuminati thing is to consume fewer calories than are required to maintain your weight.

Today’s “Off The Mark” tells how to draw a cat. Of course Doug is not a cat … he is more of a dog, or possibly a bear….