Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 06, 2024

Stab it in deep, and spin spin SPIN!

What’s with this lame pin-up girl? I want my money back! (—

Wear fingertip guards when using a safety pin. They offer protection from bad pricks.

What’s safe for Mrs. Jones is safe for ….

Is this some twisted version of “spin the bottle?”

It’s hard to pin this down.

Ode on a Grecian Urn 1819, John Keats – Romantic Poet

Ode on a Safety Pin 2024, Teresa – Bath Mat Factory Tycoon

She REALLY likes her giant safety pin. Or, is she selling giant safety pins, and only appearing to be enthusiastic about it for the presentation of advertisement? If that is the case, then she is very convincing, and I should like to see her in other productions.

Laugh and spin With safety pin. Do we have a jingle.

Curse you and your fancy handwriting.

wow there’s a weapon

Is this really about the mismatched shoes? We may need perspective on this.

preferred pin of punk rockers everywhere

…sure…

…safety pin is large…

…but they don’t tell you how big of a prick safety pin can be…

…‘see…

…Chubby Checker did have more songs than the Twist…

…this little Froglandia jingle has finally taught me the correct way to use a safety pin…

…approved by the MAGA…

…the Mammoths and Giants Association…

…president Jolly Green Giant…

…stated, ’Giant safety pins are important to us…

…each one signifies a victory for our union…

…we have successfully sued Santa Claus who illegally repurposed our own HoHoHo…

…Elves are our brothers…

…we got them unionized…

…that’s two safety pins, fellas’…

…yes…

…Goliath lost to David in the last election…

…but it was rigged…

…and David’s anti- Giant campaign was fueled by his campaign’s manager Jack the giant killer’s spin on his stealing from and killing an innocent giant…

Say it again …!

( there! )

Pen pigpen points for a double marker sharpener with both ends of pen.

All together now! All together now, all together now!

cyclone sally

How we pin the diaper on RIN TIN TIN!

It was a fad dance when I was in junior high.

Spin Blend Salad Dressing.

Under the pin.

Pew – what is that smell??